Best breakup line ever!
mikesus: Girl: “Wanna see a magic trick?” Boy: “Sure.” Girl: “POOF, you’re single!” Boy: “Wanna hear a joke?” Girl: “Sure.” Boy: “Our relationship.” Here is a fabulous blog for you to follow
Anonymous asked: I think you've always wanted to see me without clothes on... I posted photos WITH MY FACE COVERED at AllSinglesLinkUp ] dot [ com just go there create a profile and find ''summatime387748'' then guess who the fuck I am and message me on AIM or something
Anonymous asked: Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink2[dot]com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.
My standards are unreasonably high considering how...
"Don't you get tired of listening to the same song...
itssomethingthathappenswhen: Don’t you get tired of BREATHING over and over again?
32waystomakeyousmile: http://manchesteracademy.net/Artist%20Pages/beirut.html no one will go with me, i have 0 money. omg actual tears :( BEIRUT Y U NO COME TO COLORADO
And just like that, 2011 is half over.
I'M SO SORRY!!!!!!!!
To all my youtube subscribers and twitter followers my twitter account got compromised and It’s not working anymore, apparently they didn’t change anything and they haven’t tweeted anything at all but I can’t access it or restore it Should I make another account ?
This is my eating routine
foodismyonlyfriend: I’m hungry. ”I NEED food!” Grab a bag of chips, oreos, milk, and a bowl of ice cream After all the food is gone: “Omg I am so fat. I am going on a diet!” And repeat.
On July 15th:
“Have you seen my glasses?” “Harry wore glasses!” → “Do you want something to eat?” “Ron loved to eat!” → “I read it in this book and…” “Hermione used to read books!” → “How is school going?” “It burned down!” →